Dopey Quotes
14 quotes by 10 authors
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You know what's really frightening? You (Jon Stewart) actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true. You've got stoned…
— Bill O'Reilly
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a…
— Paul Reiser
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Don't be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone's bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have…
— Kevin Smith
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The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the outrageous, demented lives…
— Harlan Ellison
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How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
— Jasper Fforde
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Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater
— Lisa McMann
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Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
— Tom Robbins
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They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because – well, I…
— Meg Cabot
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As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder…
— Eoin Colfer
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Hey," Dopey said when I was finished reading. "How come they never mentioned me? I'm the one who found the skeleton." "Oh, yeah," Sleepy said…
— Meg Cabot
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I snatched the paper away from Dopey. "Hey," he yelled. "I was reading that!" "Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a…
— Meg Cabot
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Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey,…
— Meg Cabot
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Happy: This is Dopey, he don't talk none. Snow White: You mean he can't talk? Happy: He don't know, he never tried.
— Snow White
Who Wrote These Dopey Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 14 Dopey Quotes as follows: