Drunk quotes Quote by Hannah

Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:)

— ELENA

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME.

— Anonymous

“The state of North Carolina, Daisy, and John Wayne walked into a bar, and I shouted, “Duke!” and the bartender threw me out, because…

— Jarod Kintz

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We…

— Oliver Sykes

Dude I wasnt that drunk... You dove into my aqaurium,grabbed a clown fish & yelled in his face don't worry nemo I'll set you…

— Cheyanne My Friend

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one…

— Harry Crews

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e

— Anonymous

Grade three. Jurassic Park game. Being chased by a raptor, I fell, slid and bloodied myself. Elbow took it hard.

— Alison Pill

Favorite: I do not get drunk- I get awsome!

— Simba

Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!

— Anonymous

I was that drunk bro you saw my dog & yelled TEAM JACOB!

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

— Anonymous