"Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother……" — Hank Moody

"Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!"

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Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter
Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick
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you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. — Gena Showalter
And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

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