Hank Moody Quotes

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• A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for
• Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
• I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
• Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking?
• All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
• How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
• She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.
• I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.
• Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.
• Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.
• You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally fare…
• To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
• You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
• You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.
• She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.
• Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
• So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies.
• I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.
• I love women. I have all their albums.
• A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

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