Best Hank Moody Quotes
- You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a… Bunch
- I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I will! All
- Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is... Boat
- Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet. Album
- You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy? Alter
- Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat. Cat
- I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that. Disgust
- Wine is fine but whisky's quicker. Fine
- Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin'… Big
- You looking for a dick punch? Dick
- Rehab is for Quitters. Quitters
- Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and… All
- I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see… Adult
- Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like… Baby
- Actress Karen: Why does he love her so much? What is it about her? Hank Moody: I don't know. I don't think I have ever… Actress
- Life's too short to dance with fat chicks Chicks
- Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? Begs
- Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with… Any
- What? Im the asshole. Just because I say whats on everybodys mind? Asshole