"The best thing about Ikea - I'm going……" — Greg Gutfeld
"The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple."
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55 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld
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A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
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The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.
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We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.
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The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
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