Quiz Quotes

47 quotes by 44 authors

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand
I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host. — Maury Povich
You can tell James Duthie to shove that quiz. I have a few other words I can tell you about the quiz. — John Tortorella
By the time the average person finishes college, he or she will have taken over 2,600 tests, quizzes, and exams. The right answer approach becomes… — Roger von Oech
A quiz: If I am my brother's keeper, who am I? (Answer: me.) — Jack Handey
Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip. — Paul Scofield
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
There is no cramming for a test of character. It always comes as a pop quiz. — Andy Stanley
Thou shalt not answer questionnaires Or quizzes upon world affairs, Nor with compliance Take any test. Thou shalt not sit with statisticians nor commit A… — Wystan Hugh Auden
My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am. — Lynne Truss
The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is?… — Greg Gutfeld
I love anything quiz related. — Natasha Hamilton
If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which… — Edward R. Murrow
My idea of relaxation is not lying down by a beach. I have to move around, do stuff. Though I'm a massive quiz show person. — Daniel Radcliffe
I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they're here. If they like their… — Stephen Chbosky
Ah, mother! How do you do?' said he, giving her a hearty shake of the hand; 'Where did you get that quiz of a hat?… — Jane Austen
I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture, have been traumatized by supermodels and too many quizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body… — Helen Fielding
Cabel smiles and hangs up. "Guess what." What," Janie says. We can go out on our first date." Woo hoo!" And guess what else- You're… — Lisa McMann
It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: Am I proud of me? I gave my life to become the person I am right… — Richard Bach

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