"I wish my marriage had autocorrect." — Green Monk

Related Quotes

• Is there an AutoCorrect for my life? — Nikhil Saluja
• That sad moment when auto-correct ruins your relationship. — Shamix
• That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I got nothing man. — The Blog That Describe Your Life
• My wife is possessive and I like that — Fawad Afzal Khan
• The wife who always insists on the last word often has it. — Unknown Author
• MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage; — Nikhil Saluja
• It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership. — Mary Augusta Ward
• The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock
• I was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing. — Maya Angelou
• WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret. — Dave Barry