Humor Quote by Graydon Archer

It is an apple full of worms compared to an apple that's fresh and delicious.

— Jay Carney

It's like comparing apples and oranges; they're both delicious.

— Cyd Charisse

You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self esteem issues.

— Craig Sheffer

That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.

— Chuck Klosterman

L, do you know reapers (shinigami) only eat apples?

— Tsugumi Ohba

“One bad apple doesn't necessarily spoil the bunch,but it might make you consider oranges”

— Prentiss Upmost Harris

Surely the apple is the noblest of fruits.

— Henry David Thoreau

“You can anticipate from life exactly what you put into it. You can't go planting apple seeds and expect them to produce oranges.”

— Mark W Boyer

Such is always the pursuit of knowledge. The celestial fruits, the golden apples of the Hesperides, are ever guarded by a hundred-headed dragon which…

— Henry David Thoreau

“Why do you keep saying that " he asked in response "Apples and oranges aren't that different really. I mean they're both fruit. Their…

— Chuck Klosterman

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

— George du Maurier

You cannot eat apples planted from seeds. They must be grafted, cloned.

— Michael Pollan