Scorch Quote by Gina Damico

“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other…

— Gina Damico

“Ya know, Joey,’ Uncle Ed would say, ‘there’s no accountin’ for horses’ asses.”

— Joe Biden

“It was awful luck that my pot-hobbled spermatozoa had managed to rally themselves for one last mad fallopian adventure, and that five years’ worth…

— Michael Chabon

“Aunt Polly is all stirred up over it. You see, she wants Uncle Tom to have what he wants, only she wants him to…

— Eleanor H. Porter

“If a woman is not in control of her fertility, she is not in control of her life.”

— Willie Parker

“They would have the use of my moist and intricate cranial recesses, the joyous bicycle rides of my uninhibited psyche, but they were going…

— Jon Woodson

“I believe your grandmother needs lessons in sucking eggs.”

— John Flaxman's

“I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Birth control was frowned upon by the people in Envy and elsewhere. After so much of the human race had been destroyed, it was…

— Joss Ware

“His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a…

— Kresley Cole

“Once Tyler did his job, a nurse would take Tyler's sperm, wash them in the spin cycle, give them each a spritz of cologne…

— Dina Silver

“The emphasis on birth is no more than the craving for the insoluble carried to the point of insanity.”

— Emil M. Cioran