Baloney Quote by Monsignor Fulton J. Sheen

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.

— Fulton J. Sheen

“If I wanted a load of baloney, I would've had a cold cut platter brought it!" -Lulu”

— Danielle Paige

... Hey, I didn't know you didn't like baloney." I went cold. "I don't like it. I never liked it." Soda just looked at…

— Anonymous

“What did I expect, that you would wrap my rib cage with those enormous hands in which horses must be measured, lifting me overhead…

— Lionel Shriver

“I've entered the looney bin," I told another unwitting customer, this one female. "It's always like that around here," the customer replied. "That's why…

— Kristen Ashely

“Don't be a moronic lump of blubbering, quaking, pathetic lard.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Flattery is so necessary to all of us that we flatter one another to be flattered in return”

— Marjorie Bowen

“You tread a precariously thin line between being charmingly headstrong and insufferably pigheaded.”

— Ransom Riggs

“Bubbly is bogus.”

— Scott Westerfeld

“Evidently you think I'm a fool who will easily succumb to flattery, or else your standards are quite low.”

— Lisa Kleypas

“Elizabeth was one of those perfectly proportioned plump people, like an hourglass. I'm one of those perfectly proportioned skinny people, like a flagpole. Flagpoles…

— Suzanne Selfors

“A thick-skinned person and a fool are oblivious to the ways of the world.”

— Haresh Sippy