Quote by Danielle Paige Download Open image ““If I wanted a load of baloney, I would've had a cold cut platter brought it!" -Lulu”” — Danielle Paige ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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