Cold Quote by Anonymous

“He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to call him on it. “Baloney,”…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I wanted a load of baloney, I would've had a cold cut platter brought it!" -Lulu”

— Danielle Paige

“I opened my mouth, mad enough to spit, and said loudly, “I don’t eat iceberg lettuce!” Really? I asked myself. That’s what you’re going…

— Piper Kerman

“He wasn’t fond of vegetables aside from corn on the cob, hated anything green unless it was a gummy bear, and basically had the…

— Jill Shalvis

I still maintain that Looney Tunes is the funniest program ever made.

— Lolly Adefope

You know why kids don't eat fruits? Because fruits don't have any mascots. Every sugary cereal has a bear or a rabbit going ,…

— Tony Rock

“What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose. "It smells musty." "It's chocolate. You'll love it." "That's what you said about Skittles.…

— Melissa Landers

“I've entered the looney bin," I told another unwitting customer, this one female. "It's always like that around here," the customer replied. "That's why…

— Kristen Ashely

“I stared at him.' You're scared of bunnies?' 'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Allways stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!”

— Grover

“I didn't know rhubarb was involved," Macon exclaims as if the addition of it makes all the difference. "Cuts the sweetness of the strawberry…

— Kristen Callihan

“I don’t like broccoli. I’ve never liked it. I think it’s the food of the devil.”

— Sam Crescent

“... I mean, I'm not going to spare your feelings, Dad - I wanted to be his frickin' chocolate bunny today, but, really he…

— Amy Lane