Hitting Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.” quote by Gilbert Gottfried — Download Open image

“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.”

Gilbert Gottfried

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