Quote by Gibson Michaels

“Off to get the thermometer I feel my body temperature rising which can only mean 1 thing--------theres a rant coming on..”

— Cal Sarwar on facebook

“Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Guns are like thermometers, only instead of measuring body temperatures they measure our fear.”

— Jean Zimmerman

“I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers”

— Josh Stern

“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”

— Steven Wright

“Because sometimes it’s just so good that it’s like all they have to do is touch you and, you are 50,000 degrees hot for…

— Lauren Blakely

“How can something so bright be so cold?”

— Kim Savage

“Doesn't make much sense, does it? I mean, no one's actually blowing anything.”

— shukyou

“A joke was the best barometer for mental weather.”

— Charles Sheffield

“Science isn't just about blowing things up. Rather it's about blowing things up and knowing how you did it.”

— William Gurstelle

“I realized that no matter how safe a person or place felt, in our world, safety was merely an illusion.”

— Yasmine Galenorn