Cat Quote by George Clooney

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?

— John Lennon

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

— Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's…

— Anonymous

“Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's…

— Anonymous

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm a cat guy. I'm absolutely a cat guy. I grew up with cats.

— El-P

“No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before." "Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the moment, I'm…

— Cecily White

If I'm a crazy cat lady, so be it. I'm very proud.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

— James Thurber

I've never had my hair cut by anybody, I do it all myself.

— Keith Richards

I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin.

— William Cowper

I'm like a crazy cat lady.

— Jayma Mays