"The good lord tripped me up behind the…" — George Carlin
"The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The structure of apartheid is still rooted in the Haitian society. When you have apartheid, you don't see those behind…
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I don't want to lie. I dislike dishonesty. And I work in Hollywood, a town and a business that relies…
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I've had trouble now and again in Nigeria because I have spoken up about the mistreatment of factions in the…
— Chinua Achebe
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You will always have partial points of view, and you'll always have the story behind the story that hasn't come…
— Margaret Atwood
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For behind all imperialism is ultimately the imperialistic individual, just as behind all peace is ultimately the peaceful individual.
— Irving Babbitt
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Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to…
— Lester Bangs
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I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.
— Stephen Baldwin
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I don't get it when you get so much openness about the way movies are made, and the special effects…
— Christian Bale
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Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.
— Honore de Balzac
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I'm not such a big star. I am just a little planet. In Spain, people don't put so much attention…
— Antonio Banderas
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I think we are living in selfish times. I'm the first one to say that I'm the most selfish. We…
— Javier Bardem
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All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves.
— Amelia Barr
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