"The god excuse, the last refuge of a……" — George Carlin
"The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose.
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
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A mind lively and at ease, can do with seeing nothing, and can see nothing that does not answer.
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On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the…
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The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What…
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I don't personally look to my own life experiences for answers about how to play a scene.
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