"Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey." — George Carlin

"Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey."

— George Carlin

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546 Quotes by George Carlin

George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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More Boxing Quotes

This quote is filed under Boxing Quotes, one of 826 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the… — Alexis Arguello
Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
I don't like any sport except boxing and bull fighting. — David Bailey
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore
A boxing workout is the heaviest thing, but it's the best. The worst part is that boxing gyms are the… — Gael Garcia Bernal
I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was… — Andrea Bocelli
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world. You've got all the fans, lots of hangers-on jumping up… — Frank Bruno
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world. — Frank Bruno
Boxing is a buzz, but I went into it to make a living. I wasn't going to go into the… — Frank Bruno
I love boxing. There's something fierce about using your body's force that way. — Sophia Bush
I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me… — Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed… — Muhammad Ali

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