"And now, in the interest of equal time,……" — George Carlin
"And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National"
—
George Carlin
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
-
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
-
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
-
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
-
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
-
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
-
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
-
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
See all 546 quotes by George Carlin »
More Equal Quotes
This quote is filed under Equal Quotes,
one of 2,440 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Nothing we use or hear or touch can be expressed in words that equal what is given by the senses.
— Hannah Arendt
-
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
— Aristotle
-
Inferiors revolt in order that they may be equal, and equals that they may be superior. Such is the state…
— Aristotle
-
Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because…
— Aristotle
-
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
-
In a world of prayer, we are all equal in the sense that each of us is a unique person,…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
-
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
— Jane Austen
-
I was surrounded by strong women so it had never even occurred to me that women were anything other than…
— David Bailey
-
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic…
— Mikhail Bakunin
-
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen…
— Honore de Balzac
-
The man whose action habitually bears the stamp of his mind is a genius, but the greatest genius is not…
— Honore de Balzac
-
His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants' hall.
— James M. Barrie
See all 2,440 Equal Quotes »