"A good motto to live by: "Always try…" — George Carlin
"A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Always Try Quotes
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A wingnut is someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of the political spectrum - the professional partisans, the…
— John Avlon
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I'm competitive with myself. I always try to push past my own borders.
— Tyra Banks
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I have this theory that your first film is always your best film in some way. I always try to…
— Danny Boyle
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The most vulnerable people have tough exteriors because they are very scared inside, and it's very hard for people like…
— Christina Aguilera
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I always try to sleep for at least eight hours a night and, of course, water, water, water!
— Jennifer Aniston
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Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained…
— Diane Arbus
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Personally, I wouldn't wait around for someone to tell you you're good enough before you make your own comics. Just…
— Unknown Author
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The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but…
— Johan Cruijff
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I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well.…
— Evgeni Plushenko
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They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without…
— Bobby Clarke
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I smile all the time, even when I'm in a bad mood. I always try to keep a smile on…
— Carmelo Anthony
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I always try to keep a pretty conservative demeanor on the court.
— Julius Erving
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