Daddy Quote by Friday

Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters.

— Rick Riordan

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

— Jean Webster

Ay Dad, brush my hair one time. Hey pops! Come brush my hair.

— Adrien Broner

“any man over forty who deliberately combs his hair forward in a child’s fringe has something suspect about him,”

— William Boyd

“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”

— Justin Halpern

That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my…

— Peter Griffin

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Daddy was his own stylist.

— Cedella Marley

I say never trust a man who combs his hair so as to cover his shiny dome and then flaunts a wife young enough…

— Mike Cernovich

I might have been told to put a comb through my hair once or twice - by my mother!

— Keren Woodward

You know us crazy kids. We'll do anything crazy to our hair.

— Ryan Gosling

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

— Steven Wright