Quote by Fred Willard Download Open image “The remote has saved my sanity.” — Fred Willard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wish life came with a remote. Fast forward the hard times, rewind back to the good times, pause the happy times and stop… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to stay home, grab the remote turn the t.v on and eat as long as I can just to forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
My daughter thinks I'm a little more on the straight and narrow than I actually am. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut.… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.' — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
