Common sense Quote by Fred Reed

“burro, burrow: A /burro/ is an ass. A /burrow/ is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the…

— United Press International

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

— Bill Walsh

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'll have the Walk of Shame burrito.”

— Tracy March

“When you’re in a hole, quit digging!”

— Howard Schultz

“What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t dig a hole unless it’s to plant a seed, or to bury your ego.”

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”

— Victoria Laurie

“Logan, don’t be an ass.” “I have been sleeping in mud. I’m covered in dirt and blood and these were my favorite pants before…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I…

— David Sedaris

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. —WILL ROGERS”

— David Allen

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

— Jarod Kintz