Mom Quote by Frankie Avalon

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.

— Rita Rudner

“Tupperware? I don’t know. That’s what my mom did.” “Well, my mom had to bring bigger containers for food when the family ate outdoors.…

— Maisey Yates

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float them on top of…

— Tom Douglas

When I was about eight, my mom started disappearing for days at a time, probably with one of the guys she was dating. There…

— Stormy Daniels

“Being mindful of Aunt Kathy’s presence, I turned to reading the Bible while sitting in the living room. It was my way ofkeeping my aunt at bay. Yet, my facade didn’t sustain me for long. I got called to the dining table anyway. Next, I was told to follow Jerry’s instructions once we left the house. Then to…

— Harold Phifer

“I don't know how long I spent wandering about the supermarket creating meals in my mind. Hot roast chicken and mayonnaise sandwiches. Pizzas on…

— Hannah Tunnicliffe

One time, my mother told me that I always eat like I'll never see food again. And I said, "I won't unless I bring…

— Suzanne Collins

We were never the family that ordered pizza, and my mom never came home with a bucket of fried chicken. My mom always made…

— Haylie Duff

When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

— Anonymous

One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat…

— Carol Vorderman

I remember going round to my friends' houses and asking them to ask their mum and dad if I could stay for dinner because…

— Angela Rayner