Day Quote by Frances McDormand

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

— Anonymous

It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.

— Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July,…

— David Letterman

Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summers magic.

— Adrienne Cook

May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.

— Anonymous

“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get…

— Anonymous

Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

— Anonymous

It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such a great…

— Katie Taylor

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

— Conan O'Brien

Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.

— Anonymous