Quote by Fannie Flagg

“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”

— Christopher Hitchens

“On a low coffee table, with circular and semicircular stains bitten into the dark veneer, lay a few wilted numbers of Time and Life.…

— Sylvia Plath

“I like the fact of John McCain's head being severed. Like that it will fit so much more nicely up George Bush's butt!”

— Stephen Colbert

“I’m going bald!”

— J.R. Ward

“But to the lady who curled my hair in the bathroom, who is now somewhere in a crowd that is laughing at the idea…

— Katy Tur

“You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head.”

— Anonymous

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh

“Yeah, the elf looks good in the sun," Jenks smart-mouthed, the pixy currently sitting on the bottom of my hooped earrings and out of…

— Kim Harrison

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it on the pubic region of a lobbyist.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his translucent forehead. He had fish for brains, as do most politicians.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“I'm a giant pimple on the face of humanity.”

— Katie Alender