"Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat,……" — Family Guy

"Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."

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35 Quotes by Family Guy

Family Guy has 35 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click…
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to…
I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start…
Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to…
Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half…
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a…
Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin

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More Bitch Quotes

This quote is filed under Bitch Quotes, one of 2,304 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and… — Malin Akerman
I like the term 'misunderstood.' But I am a bit of a bad boy. — Zayn Malik
I think every girl's dream is to find a bad boy at the right time, when he wants to not… — Taylor Swift
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. — Ashleigh Brilliant
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright
Yeah my life a bitch, but you know nothin bout her — Lil Wayne
The exclusive worship of the bitch-goddess Success is our national disease. — William James
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son… — Joel C. Rosenberg
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who… — Mitch Hedberg
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've… — Maya Angelou
Fame is a bitch, man. — Brad Pitt
She's a perfect person, I hate the bitch. — Orson Welles

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