Stewie Quotes
13 quotes by 3 authors
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In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.
— Paris Hilton
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
— Family Guy
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin
— Family Guy
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.…
— Family Guy
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
— Family Guy
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I…
— Family Guy
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
— Family Guy
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin
— Family Guy
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Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you...
— Family Guy
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it…
— Family Guy
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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
— Family Guy
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The characters don't get older. No one wants to see Stewie grow up because then he'd just get bigger and become a mean guy.
— Seth Macfarlane
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Oh did I remember to turn the stove off..... yes!- Stewie
— Family Guy
Who Wrote These Stewie Quotes
3 authors contributed a total of 13 Stewie Quotes as follows: