Stewie Quotes

13 quotes by 3 authors

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton
Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie — Family Guy
I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.… — Family Guy
I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie — Family Guy
Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I… — Family Guy
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you... — Family Guy
Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it… — Family Guy
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. — Family Guy
The characters don't get older. No one wants to see Stewie grow up because then he'd just get bigger and become a mean guy. — Seth Macfarlane
Oh did I remember to turn the stove off..... yes!- Stewie — Family Guy

Who Wrote These Stewie Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 13 Stewie Quotes as follows: