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- In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton
- Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie — Family Guy
- I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click… — Family Guy
- You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me… — Family Guy
- I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie — Family Guy
- Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her,… — Family Guy
- Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie… — Family Guy
- Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
- Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL… — Family Guy
- Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could… — Family Guy
- Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. — Family Guy
- The characters don't get older. No one wants to see Stewie grow up because then he'd just get bigger and become a… — Seth Macfarlane