Aspergers Quote by Eugene Mirman Download Open image “God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.” — Eugene Mirman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aspergers Boys God Twelve Years
Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the chagrin of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because… — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
“This God’s thoughts consist mainly of rape and murder. This mentally-retarded hunchback of the heavens gets particular pleasure out of seeing young children abused… — Jordan Krall Copy Share Image
When God is made the master of a family, he disorders the disorderly. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
“God is not a God of confusion, although at times one's judgment, for a period, may become clouded in the mi(d)st of one's growth… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowel-less being of the Testaments - the vehement glory-monger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
“God's nothing more than a twelve-year-old kid with an ant farm. He's always watching, but He's never gonna do anything.” — John Constantine Copy Share Image
“When Sam was six or so, he explained to me why we call God "God": "Because when you see something so great, you just… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions?… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive. Do not… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually,… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
When you have autism or aspergers, it's so hard to get a social life but trust me, in the end everyone can achieve at… — Lia Copy Share Image
I have a condition called Aspergers Syndrome, which is like a mild form of autism It means I don't interact properly in certain social… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
Nobel prize-calibre geniuses often have certain core autistic features at their heart. — Allan Snyder Copy Share Image
“Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down.--Ray Bradbury” — T.K. Thorne Copy Share Image
A person with autism lives in his own world, while a person with Asperger's lives in our world, in a way of his own… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
When the anger is intense, the person with Asperger's syndrome may be in a 'blind rage' and unable to see the signals indicating that… — Tony Attwood Copy Share Image
On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The jury is supposed to be twelve peers, but technically that would mean every single person on the jury should have Asperger's syndrome, because… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Jacob looks like a totally normal young man. He's clearly intelligent. But having his day disrupted probably makes him feel the same way I… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Anxiety isn't an attack that explodes out of me; it's not a volcano that lies dormant until it's triggered by an earth-shattering event. It's… — Jen Wilde; queens of geek Copy Share Image
Warhol was a prime example of a schizoid person. Maybe he had Asperger's, or maybe he was just an amorous human being on earth. — Jim Shaw Copy Share Image
“Those close to [Patricia Highsmith], particularly her family, often commented on how Highsmith's vision of reality was a warped one. In April 1947, she… — Andrew Wilson Copy Share Image
