Quote by Eric Cartman Download Open image “Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.” — Eric Cartman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Now, if we only had as many casks of butter as there are people here, then I would eat lots of butter! — Hans Christian Andersen Copy Share Image
I run a printing press from where I get my bread. If at all I get any butter, it comes from acting. — Nana Patekar Copy Share Image
I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
The butter churning process can get really messy, and having cream all over your kitchen isn't the best thing, especially if you're not the… — Brad Leone Copy Share Image
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image