"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through……" — Emo Philips
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Chewing Quotes
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of…
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Don't let your special character and values, the secret that you know and no one else does, the truth -…
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Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will…
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A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps -…
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America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.
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I love controlling a race, chewing up an opponent. Let's get down and dirty. Let's fight it out. It's raw,…
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I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come…
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It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.
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Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I…
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I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was…
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I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else
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