"Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Airline Quotes
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This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest…
— Gerard Arpey
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Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear…
— Cecil Beaton
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It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline…
— Gordon Bethune
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I've spent my life as an airplane mechanic, pilot, aircraft manufacturer and airline CEO who never lost a life or…
— Gordon Bethune
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This is absolutely bizarre that we continue to subsidize highways beyond the gasoline tax, airlines, and we don't subsidize, we…
— Joe Biden
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
— Lewis Black
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I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse…
— Anthony Bourdain
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If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
— Richard Branson
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Unless they can immediately demonstrate a credible fear of persecution, why shouldn't these people be returned at once to the…
— Ed Koch
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Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its…
— Wernher von Braun
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The greatest threat now is a 9/11 occurring with a group of terrorists armed not with airline tickets and box…
— Dick Cheney
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I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline.
— Ron Reagan
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