Credit Card Quotes

183 quotes by 150 authors

I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses your information, they… — Frank Abagnale
You can examine the whole 19th century from the point of view of who would have maxed out their credit cards. Emma Bovary would have… — Margaret Atwood
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society. — Adam Carolla
Every year the Federal Government wastes billions of dollars as a result of overpayments of government agencies, misuse of government credit cards, abuse of the… — Chris Chocola
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. — Joe Garagiola
An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television, or credit cards,… — Byron Katie
Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards. — Unknown Author
Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box… — Gene Spafford
Perhaps the deepest reason we are afraid of death is that we do not know who we are. We believe in a personal, unique, and… — Sogyal Rinpoche
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!… — Rita Rudner
Tonight, more Americans are out of work and more are working harder for less. More of you have lost your homes and even more are… — Barack Obama
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
We have sacrificed the old immaterial gods, and now we are occupying the temple of the Market-God. He organizes our economy, our politics, our habits,… — Jose Mujica
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances… — Mike Birbiglia
I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly,… — Stephen Colbert
Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have… — Bill Maher
All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos. — Maryse Ouellet
An American credit card...is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be. — Edward Bellamy
Climate change has a very high procrastination penalty that just grows with each passing year of inaction - rather like what happens if you don't… — William H. Calvin

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