Calf Quote by Egbert Souse

“Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?”

— W.C. Fields

“You outshine the moon,”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“You are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing.”

— E.E. Cummings

“Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.”

— Katee Robert

“They wouldn't be so cocky if they knew what me and the moon have going.”

— Ken Kesey

“I looked as appropiate as a Moonie at a Baptist picnic, but I rode trough the land of the power tie and tightened sphincter…

— Warren Moore

“Beware of a bite under a full moon . it will complicate your life .”

— Dr. Camille Meadows

“The moon made horns, the sky was gnarly. The cults were skittish.”

— China Miéville

“Whatever else you were about to say, don't. Don't look at me all calf-eyed. Don't nurse any romantic options about me just because I…

— Sandra Brown

“You are the sun and the moon to me.”

— Kathleen Duey

“I know what you are but what am I?”

— Pewie's Playhouse

“Maybe you are a pig and don't even know it.”

— Bryant McGill