"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women……" — Ed O'Neill

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer."

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26 Quotes by Ed O'Neill

Ed O'Neill has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess.
Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing…
I knew I was a good stage actor but I had no idea about movies. And I wasn't a Paul…
I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too.…
Nothing burps better than bacon.
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other.…
I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After…
That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom.…
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating…
I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my…
I prefer to underplay scenes rather than, you know, be big and drive them. And sometimes you have to do…
I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it.

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More Beer Quotes

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

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