Buy Beer Quotes
- Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. — Gary Reilly
- Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. — Ed O'Neill
- Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you… — MrAwesome
- You can never buy beer, you just rent it. — Archie Bunker
- If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much. — Hank Hill