Clever Quote by Ed Byrne Download Open image “Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.” — Ed Byrne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever Drinking Funny Occasions Smart Sober
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I went to a wedding and on the way home - I don't drink, I'll have a cocktail once in a while - but… — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking. — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on the sobriety!… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
No one ever comitted suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Ed Byrne Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of Bill Hicks. He did things that no other stand up did at the time. He was making fun of religion,… — Ed Byrne Copy Share Image
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In some circles where very heavy people think they have very heavy brains, words like "charming" and "clever" and "pretty" are all put-downs; all… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
You're beautiful, cute, pretty, gorgeous, and fuck.. I ran out of words. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
What we shall need is not geniuses, or cynics, or misanthropes, or clever tacticians, but plain, honest, straghtforward men. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
There was another reason [she] took her books whenever they went away. They were her home when she was somewhere strange. They were familiar… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
Good people are found not changed. Recently I read a headline that said, 'We don't teach people to be nice. We simply hire nice… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
If she is stupid enough to let you go, you're clever enough not to look back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My valour is certainly going! - it is sneaking off! - I feel it oozing out as it were at the palms of my… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
'I Love You' fails to sum up all the memories, smiles, laughs, trials, and tribulations. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift. — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
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