Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne Clever Copy Share Image
No one ever comitted suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Ed Byrne Book Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of Bill Hicks. He did things that no other stand up did at the time. He was making fun… — Ed Byrne Able Copy Share Image
“The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know… — Ed Byrne Comedy Copy Share Image