"Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on……" — Easy A
"Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida. -Olive Penderghast"
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