"It's kind of hard to keep a straight……" — Krysten Ritter

"It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower."

— Krysten Ritter

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31 Quotes by Krysten Ritter

Krysten Ritter has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.
When I go home to Pennsylvania, my cousins who live in small towns and are twenty-three with kids are like…
I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk…
I don't normally do shoots in bikinis - I'm just not that kind of girl. But for 'Maxim' I was…
I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.
I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have…
I'm a weirdo. I don't leave the house unless I have to.
I'm the only person in the entire world who has never see 'Dawson's Creek.
I've always lived out of a suitcase. I was in a new city every three months. When I was a…
I'm having a great time. I get to travel and see the world. And yeah, I'll have a family, because…
I've watched Clueless as many times as humanly possible. Like, I would run home from school to watch it. Like,…
I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of…

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More Chlamydia Quotes

This quote is filed under Chlamydia Quotes, one of 9 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class. — Liam Hemsworth
God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said.… — Phil Robertson
Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz -… — Jennifer Rardin
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? — Sarah Mlynowski
Biggie Smalls is the wickedest Niggaz say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this If I… — Biggie Smalls
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes,… — Unknown Author
Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's… — Easy A
Chlamydia, its not a flower — Tamika-leeigh

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