Chlamydia Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

• Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class. — Liam Hemsworth
• God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well let's… — Phil Robertson
• Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can… — Jennifer Rardin
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? — Sarah Mlynowski
• Biggie Smalls is the wickedest Niggaz say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this If I was pussy I'd be filled… — Biggie Smalls
• At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But… — Coach Carr
• It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter
• Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia,… — Easy A
• Chlamydia, its not a flower — Tamika-leeigh

Who Wrote These Chlamydia Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Chlamydia Quotes as follows:

• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Liam Hemsworth
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Phil Robertson
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Jennifer Rardin
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Sarah Mlynowski
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Biggie Smalls
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Coach Carr
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Krysten Ritter
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Easy A
• 1 Chlamydia Quote by Tamika-leeigh