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Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from…
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If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only…
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Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better…
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Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned…
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I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having…
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I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
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Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting…
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My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I…
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If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.
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Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
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Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
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I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater,
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Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.
— Liam Hemsworth
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God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm…
— Phil Robertson
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Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole…
— Jennifer Rardin
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
— Sarah Mlynowski
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Biggie Smalls is the wickedest Niggaz say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this If I was pussy…
— Biggie Smalls
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At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch…
— Unknown Author
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It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.
— Krysten Ritter
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Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing…
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Chlamydia, its not a flower
— Tamika-leeigh
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