Penderghast Quotes

18 quotes by 1 authors

• A is for Awesome. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth… — Easy A
• That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and… — Easy A
• The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• Blech! Worst song ever! -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and… — Easy A
• I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or… — Easy A
• Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia,… — Easy A
• People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by 'magic' I mean 'nothing.' -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• So they got Rhiannon. Never under estimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And the whack… — Easy A
• Ironically, we were studying 'The Scarlet Letter,' but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong… — Easy A
• I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy couldn't find me if I was dressed up as… — Easy A
• All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.'… — Easy A
• Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
• I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A

Who Wrote These Penderghast Quotes

1 author contributed a total of 18 Penderghast Quotes as follows:

• 17 Penderghast Quotes by Easy A