Easy A Quotes

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• A is for Awesome. -Olive Penderghast
• I'm drunk. What's up, bitches? -Brandon
• This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal Gibbons
• I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth…
• Any friend of Olive's is a friend of my daughter. -Rosemary
• That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism. -Olive Penderghast
• I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. -Mrs. Griffith
• We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and…
• George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. -Rhiannon
• The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. -Olive Penderghast
• You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne
• He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible. -Mrs. Griffith
• So, what's with your new look? It's very whore couture. -Brandon
• After we watch 'The Bucket List,' remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list. -Dill
• Blech! Worst song ever! -Olive Penderghast
• Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and…
• Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you! -Micah's Mom
• I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or…
• Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia,…
• Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon

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