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- A is for Awesome. -Olive Penderghast
- I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth…
- That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism. -Olive Penderghast
- We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and…
- The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. -Olive Penderghast
- Blech! Worst song ever! -Olive Penderghast
- Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and…
- I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or…
- Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia,…
- People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast
- Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by 'magic' I mean 'nothing.' -Olive Penderghast
- So they got Rhiannon. Never under estimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And the whack…
- Ironically, we were studying 'The Scarlet Letter,' but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong…
- I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy couldn't find me if I was dressed up as…
- All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.'…
- Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one. -Olive Penderghast
- I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga. -Olive Penderghast
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- Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of… — Marcus Aurelius
- I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive… — Yasser Arafat
- Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the… — Bertrand Russell
- The strands of spaghetti were vital, almost alive in my mouth, and the olive oil was singing with flavor. It was hard… — Ruth Reichl
- I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and… — Joe Pantoliano
- O Love! what hours were thine and mine, In lands of palm and southern pine; In lands of palm, of orange-blossom, Of… — Alfred Lord Tennyson
- Much can they praise the trees so straight and high, The sailing pine,the cedar proud and tall, The vine-prop elm, the poplar… — Edmund Spenser