Teddy bear Quote by Easy A

All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my…

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Blech! Worst song ever! -Olive Penderghast

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A is for Awesome. -Olive Penderghast

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People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast

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This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal…

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We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction…

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I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or…

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Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you! -Micah's Mom

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Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than…

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So, what's with your new look? It's very whore couture. -Brandon

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I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,…

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Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon

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