Ironically, we were studying 'The Scarlet Letter,' but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. I consider this. Except for 'Huckleberry… — Easy A Copy Share Image
All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.' -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share
People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share
This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal Gibbons — Easy A Copy Share
We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share
I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing this is, it is nobody's goddamn business. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share
Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you! -Micah's Mom — Easy A Copy Share
Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than… — Easy A Copy Share Image
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon — Easy A Copy Share Image
