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“Chlamydia, today´s most common cause of venereal disease, does the equivalent of hiding in the police station. Schistosomes of the mansoni type go a…

— Randolph M. Nesse

“The fever” was (as it usually is in Manchester) of a low, putrid, typhoid kind; brought on by miserable living, filthy neighbourhood, and great…

— Elizabeth Gaskell

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.

— Krysten Ritter

My boyfriend's in the hospital with a serious case of nonexistent.

— Anonymous

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

— Jessica Valenti

“With this intermarriage comes the increased risk of congenital disorders. After decades of inbreeding, Colorado City and Hildale have the world’s greatest concentration of…

— Karen Stollznow

Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it

— Anonymous

Hansen’s disease”—that’s the other modern name, I guess, for leprosy—“Hansen’s disease was so rare in the America that in 40 years only 900 people…

— Lou Dobbs

It's terrible to know that no matter how you try to help your child, his condition will worsen.

— Emily Susan Rapp

As in so many cases of sexual abuse within the family, it is much more complicated than had it been done by a stranger.

— Erin Merryn

The grandmother didn't want to go to Florida. She wanted to visit some of her connections in east Tennessee and she was seizing at…

— Flannery O'Connor